Legendary Matter

Ladies n Gentlemen… Boys Girls n the Rest out there, I would take all the pleasure n pain in the world to introduce you all a never before, most amazing, humorously entertaining, living legend of APSCE telecom [02-06 batch]… presenting to you Mr. RAVI - K [well, not to be imitated in any other language which leads to offensive meaning] known to VTU as Ravichandra .K & to me/us as MATTER n from now on for all others out there. This happens to be yet another outstanding chapter while I turned back the pages of the novel with golden pages embedded “College Life”.

One fine day there waz a hardcore discussion going on among the back benchers…it was filled with exchange of taboo information [which of course U don’t wanna know]. Then suddenly enters a Gandhi [often reffered to as innocent guys – college colloquial] into the hot discussion n asks what is going on? what are you guys talking about !?! Then this question was followed by an answer “its MATTER”..! n the genius who answered was named after it there after, who then went on to be legendary with in a span of 4 years.

Well its not only the name that’s unique even the subject [matter himself] is. He was famous for his uniquely developed verbal wikipedia from which he used to speak the weird phrases/words which eventually were added to our slangs..! yes, they were so unique and funny that we couldn’t resisted to laugh our hearts out. Literally I can say that he abducted the English then. For those of you who are totally unaware of MATTER & his Wiki, here are few of them which I consider to be unforgettable…

*. Aasami instead of Tsunami.! *. Sharpanova instead of Sharapova.!

*. Fedrix instead of Fedrer.! & a wut not… at the moment I can only recall these.

The other side of his passion was giving cut piece poses to the camera clicks which eventually used to get edited by an unique artist Mr. Rohith alias GADIYAARA. These were made as hot news the very next day in the class n yet another day out at college. Don’t even remember how many day out’s like these we have had. And when it was time for exam he use derive his own shortcuts n explanations which amazingly were funny yet could be remembered well, atleast till the end of exams.

As I closed the book, I felt like somebody kicked me from behind.! But it turned out be my illusion. Today our Matter is a Software Engineer at Mphasis and owns a car to pool from Bangalore – Mangalore with Mphasis colleagues exposing his business mind [apparently nothing else sorry]. Forgot to mention that he has also tasted the pain of a fiber cane thrown at him by a police constable when he tried to jump in a que formation for a Kannada movie.! So HEGIDDA? HEGAADA? GOTTA..? NAMMA…CHINNARI MUTTA :) I know I could have written a lot more I mean a hell lot but I leave it to you guyz for the remains of MATTER MEMORIES.

I hated tat time

Belated "Merry Christmas", "Happy New Year" & all that crap to everyone out there. I personally hated that period of time; specially last year [2007] as I was made to listen to all those annoying carols almost anywhere & everywhere. Let me say hurting somebody's feelings is not my intension.

This is what I heard from one of my colleague when I asked Y is it that you people lovingly hate christmas.!?! Its because "you buy other people things that they don't want and they give you things you don't want. You then spend most of the day with relatives you don't see very often, the reason you don't see much of them is that you don't like them. You eat too much, have a few too many drinks and start acting like the Hallow Man..!" I couldn't waited anymore for it to be over.

Some said: Midnight Mass is a good time to reflect on past mistakes and vow to try better next time the chance arises.
N Most said: Nope; I reckon Christmas should be wiped from the calendar.!; I'd rather mow the lawn or paint the house.! [after hearing to this I felt the mental sickness of westerners]

Lack of Culture but they still believe in Future, am damn sure they themselves torture.