Sauver la 'e'

Dont get worried with the title as I am a bit french freak! as the saying "Kannadigarellaru Anya Bhaasha Priyaru", n so am I. Well it also kinda drapes the title! which actually means Save the 'e-Electrons'.

Coming to the point, everyone is talking about Global Warming these days. "Save The Environment" is everywhere - recycle water, recycle paper even recycle movie storylines! [will write about tat shortly]. While most are talking about "saving the planet"[might be a movie title], I am indeed very much concerned about saving the most important resource in the universe: The Electrons!

How? let me explain: Electrons do most of transporting these days. They travel over our phone wires and over our LAN cables and our TV Cable lines, delivering all the good stuff for our entertainment. But have you spared a thought for the poor electrons that do all the work? I have. And do you know what happens to them once they have delivered your email to your computer?

Obvious answer is tat they come to our phone/computer/TV and then get wasted! that's right - there are only a limited number of electrons on earth, and everytime you watch TV, you are consuming this precious resource of mother earth. These electrons just hang around your Phone/TV/Computer for a while and then just die!

All this is causing a massive electron shortage in this world. Have you wondered why all the TV serials and Movies are so crappy these days? That's because there aren't enough electrons left in this world these days to make good TV serials and movies. The Directors have to work with a limited number of electrons and the quality suffers.

We need to take the electron shortage seriously. Some reports say that we may run out of electrons as early as 2025! This is a complete disaster scenario. Without electrons, there is no TV, no Internet and no Phones! You have to do your part to conserve electrons! [I hav already started wit it]

You can start by recycling electrons - You can do this by forwarding this article to all your friends. When you send emails, you are recycling the electrons that came to your computer and sending them back to the internet, which is really a series of tubes for electrons to flow. Also, leave comments on all blogs, especially this one. This way, you can return some of the electrons back to the blogs where they originally came from.Try to reduce your electron usage. Instead of watching Saas-Bahu serials on TV, watch cartoons. Cartoons take 75% less electrons than other serials. The 'e' is often ignored but very precious resource of our planet.

Conclusion: It is our responsibility and duty to use electrons precisely. Together, we can save the planet from our selfish over-consumption of the electrons. Together, we can SAVE THE ELECTRONS FROM EXTINCTION!